Phat

Gus is fat. Say that once out loud- "Gus is fat." Thats good. Now say it again, but this time let the "uh" in "Gus" sag to the floor when you say it- "G- uugh-sss".

I've been working on it for some time now and I almost have it perfected. You have to make it sound like someone is punching you in the stomach mid-word to get it to sound right.

Of course, the whole point of this is to get his name to sound like his belly looks. Gus is fat- for a Grauke anyway, and compared to before. Go on and take another look at that picture of him in the bath. Thats a round little head popping up there.

He is also living up to his in-utero name, "Cub." He growls good. Say that- "Gus growls good." Now I just need to teach him to say it on command.

"Hey August, are you a wild animal?"

"Grrrrrrrr..."